Saturday, November 11, 2006

2 things that are pissing me off right now.

1. The giant flies that are swarming in the hallways of our building.

These aren't your normal, everyday, nuisance flies. Oh no. These are husky, burly flies born of the devil. Fortunately, we don't have any in our apartment, just the hallway. But its annoying having to walk in your own building through hordes of these disease ridden creatures, swatting your hands in the air like a crazy crack whore on the subway. As if trudging up 5 deadly flights of slowly decaying stairs isn't enough, I now have to brave the rainforests of Burma. Great. Lets just hope that I'm not around when they pull out a dead body from 3C.

2. Rosie O'donnell's Blog.

Have you seen this? Bitch is too lazy to write in complete sentences and then masquerades her lackadaisical efforts as poetic verse. Please, you're not foolin' anyone Rosie. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her enough, but C'mon, it's like they give a blog to just anyone nowadays.

the comments go off
a turtle back in the shell
vivi worries the tub will overflow

as i adjust the chrome handles
2 know how much
is enuf

What?! What does this mean? What are you trying to say? Are you a turtle? I don't get it, are we supposed to obey the line endings when reading this? Why do you feel the need to write '2' instead of 'to'? Does that extra character take too much of your precious time? You really had to abbreviate 'enough' to 'enuf'? Really? And there's also a thing called punctuation. Check it out. e.e. cummings you are not.

ugh. Okay. That's my rant on what's pissing me off right now. Really though, besides this, everything is going smashingly!!

life filled with hope
a racoon at night
bright eyes
bear used 2 b a
prince in a former
life
moving foward
not forgetting 2 breathe

1 comment:

Carolyn Baccaro said...

Rosie O lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn’t he danced his did.

Women and men(both little and small)
cared for Rosie O not at all
they sowed their isn’t they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain