Yeah, that's right. Your eyes do not deceive you. 'Tis I, C. Johnson, pictured on the front page of The Onion as one of "800,000 Privlidged Youths [that gets to] Enlist to fight in Iraq".
I am really important shit--clearly if you didn't know that before, you know it now. I mean, not everyone get's to stand in the rain for 15 minutes in the middle of times square and have their picture taken for a fake news newspaper. If that doesn't scream super model, I don't know what does.
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