You Can Do Better Than This: Betty White

This is the first installment of a new series entitled, "You Can Do Better Than This!"

Spotlight: Betty White

Commercials for 1-800-PetMeds is the best her agents could get her? C'mon, there's gotta be a better vehicle for her talent.

My proposals for new Betty White-driven sitcoms:

1. Betty plays a former prostitute turned elementary school teacher. Hilarity ensues as she desperately tries to keep her students and colleagues from knowing her past as it slowly creeps back into her life.

2. Betty plays a former prostitute who becomes legal guardian of her grandson after his parents die. Hilarity ensues as they butt heads and learn to live together in the same house.

3. Betty plays a former prostitute who is desperate to get back in the game. Hilarity ensues as she hits the streets and learns how to turn tricks in the 21st century.


Call me, Betty! We'll work something out!